Another instalment of Basic Rules Of Wrestling……..

Always help your tag team brother out when the ref isn’t looking…….like pulling on him when he’s got a poor fucker in a camel…….

Always hold an illegal hold until the last possible second, in particular if it’s an illegal face maul………

Use the ropes for leverage whenever possible……..

Always smirk for the camera and fans when your opponent is laid out and you’re standing over him…….him between your legs……very submissive, humiliating stance…….

Victory poses don’t need to be standing……you can put your boot on his chest and kneel as you flex, stay closer to him, show your dominance even more, give him more space to sniff your manscent……..

When outside the ring, always double team him……..

Don’t limit yourself to just the ring……..use the pavement!!!

…….and when you do, sneak up behind him, waiting, make him think he has time to recover…….

Love how he’s controlling him by the ass/checking the oil…..

Sometimes a camel by the chin isn’t enough, you need to show your dominance by hooking his mouth and clawing the rest of his face, owning him, controlling him, he can’t even yell his submission with his mouth forced open like this!

Look at those face, the dude in charge intent to own his opponent and dish out the most pain possible, his opponent screaming like hell as his arms are locked in a double armbar and his back stretched out by his opponent’s boot in his back…….fuckin owned in the middle of the ring……

Tangled up on the top ropes like this, the kid has no where to go……..

A deep spladdle is hard to get out of……but when combined with some hot kissing maybe the dude won’t want to get out of it……..

Scrappy being cornered and worked out with a deep punch to the gut, not once but twice, his suspendered opponent putting all his weight into it……

Perhaps angry at the amount of chest hair on his opponent, his smooth opponent cranks on a wicked arm bar and cross head scissors, banging down on it for extra pain and humiliation……but I’m not complaining, it gives us a great view of hte dude’s hair pits, hairy pecs and that treasure trail that starts at the pecs and goes all the way down……

…..proving that he is being owned, he’s now stretched out to the max across his shoulders before being discarded to the yellow mats with no concern for his well being……

This bearded heel has no regard for his opponent, only the need to own him in the middle of the ring, clawing apart his face like this……now grab the long hair of the ref and do the same to him……

Both men here proving their point……

Austin again proving he can own anyone……easily putting the pale lean dude across his shoulder in a single backbreaker…….bouncing him for impact, just as the pale dude goes for an elbow Austin immediately counters with another bounce before locking up his arms in a bar……

……then gets cocky in his ownership by just sitting on him on the bottom rope, flexing, before casually getting up to check his hair…….

Owning him so bad in this head scissors that his futile punches are weak and nothing but he stills pins down that arm, proving his ownership……to his opponent and proving it to us……

“I own you…..stay down, fucker”…..

Always mount him, hold down his arm and shove his dirty precummed speedo in his face!!!!

No matter how much he slaps the fuckin mat, never ease up until you’re done!!

Crank an armbar when in a camel and sit right on his ass, show him who’s boss…….

If he’s a young punk and you’re an older more tan dude, always crank a nasty fullnelson on him, show off his weak gym bod…..

When you’re a hairy chested bearded fucker, don’t back down from a tattooed mohawk fucker…….

Always show your small opponent who’s boss by grasping him in your side headlock and flexing……he won’t see your big fuckin arm, but he’ll feel it behind his neck and we will see it……

….. but when you laid out and knock out your bigger muscle bearded monster, always stand over him so we get a good view…….

Don’t show any regard for him when you camel him in your apartment……just cover his face with your hand and crank him back……who the fuck cares how much pain he’s in!!!

When he makes a cocky ring entrance…….

Lay him right the fuck out!!!!