fuckin look at this monster getting both masked dudes in double sub holds!!!
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Basic Rules of Wrestling
When you snap your opponents head with a sleeper, always toss him around, show him he’s a puppet……..
…..then bring him to the ground and mount him, wrap your leg around his dimming bod and tigthen your bicep around his throat…….
…….then squeeze until he is out……..
…..then drop him, lay your raw hand on his throat and trash talk while hovering over him……..
When Dirty Dick is your tag team parter and he tosses up a long haired Liam Slater into an atomic bomb, always neck breaker him down the hard way!!!!
When you drop kick a bearded dude, make sure he snaps back so hard that his bearded chin slams into his chest………
Don’t just toss your opponent into the corner ring…..fuckin SMASH him into it!!!!
Basic rules of wrestling…..
Post your wrestling profile pics in black and white……much more dramatic……
Always post with your tag team buddy on the beach……..
Combine the first two rules……..post wrestling profile pics in black and white with your tag team partner…….ESPECIALLY if you’re both bearded and hairy like the fuckin hot monsters below…….
If you’re a tall bearded monster with flowing hair, always finish off your opponent with the namesake of his blog, the piledriver!!!!! He gets laid out, you look hot with your hair in the air and like a fuckin stud driving his head into the mat!!!
Always punch with confidence!!!!
Matty O’Boy & Zacky Darlin are at it again……..this time overpowering Blake Starr……..so the rules are simple………
When you’re up against a bigger opponent like Blake………
Who is hot as fuck and likes to oil himself up before a match……
Watch from your corner with your smaller, leaner, young tag team partner…….
Then be nice and offer to help him lube up……..
THEN double team the fuck out of him!!!!!
Shove his cute face in your sweaty pit…….
Work every part of his bod together, each partner taking a part……
And always take time to kick back and watch as your buddy manhandles him and you get to watch him suffer……..
Side note, it’s super this match the contrast between these 3 dudes……..Zacky the smooth ginger…….Blake the bigger stud with a bit of hair on his chest…..and Matty with the hairiest chest……..
When 2 on 1 double suplex turns into 1 on 2 double clothesline!