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I didn’t really know who Cody Christian was so I had to look him up and thought he looks like a baby face, he’s great creamed in any match he’s in……
But then I saw a pic of him with a little stubble and thought okay he looks like a stud, has a bit of edge to him with some hair on his face……
Sure he has a nice bod, good build…….
Look at those fuckin pecs and nips, they’re huge!! That bit of fuzz along his treasure trail, but he still looks like a pup……someone that will get easily dominated and destroyed, especially compared to hottie Gregg Sulkin who has always had a great bod…….
Look at those fuckin arms and that big chest, for a dude his age he is packing some serious muscle…….
With chest hair…….
or without…….
He’s still a little fuckin monster……..(although much hotter with chest hair)…..
He looks hot lifting…….
So I’m thinking Gregg for the win……but then I saw a pic of Cody’s arms……
His fuckin monster arms…….
He has been seriously hitting the gym and packing on that muscle and strength. He’d has more to prove in a match, not being as famous as Gregg, so that determination combined with those fuckin monster arms, Cody for the win!!!!
I don’t even think it would be close, I think Cody would go in with so much determination that he’ll get an early victory and just pummel Gregg into multiple submissions!!!! I can see Gregg being a bit cocky and over confident………
……and Cody using that to his advantage then fuckin both of them sweating like animals………
…….but Cody keeping his opponent close and not giving him any recovery time for the ultimate win!!!
Who do YOU think would win……. Cody Christian or Gregg Sulkin???
mophead: dude, u have a hot bod. will u show me how to get a bod like urs?
blond: yah dude, let’s start with some weights. u already have nice muscles so we just have to make u a little bigger. let’s start with a few reps.
a couple of weeks later:
blond: dude u have been doing a great job, look at u man, working out shirtless, u r da bomb
mophead: thanks bro, couldn’t have done it without you!!
mophead: “dude u have a really nice bod, it’s been great working out with u these past few weeks”
blond: “pleasure was mind dude, i’ve enjoyed seeing u improve.”
mophead: “just 4 fun let’s see who is stronger then who, let’s wrestle!”
blond: “ok bro, sounds like fun, but we need stakes.”
mophead: looking a bit nervous, “ummmmmm, what did u have in mind??”
blond: “how about loser worships the winners feet”
mophead: thinking about it, “ok bro, deal”
5 minutes later:
blond: fuck yah dude, that’s the spot, that’s awesome.
few minutes later:
mophead: “that was fun dude, i like wrestling naked with u, roman greco style, like MEN, but u have to give me another shot, i know i can beat u”
blond: “i don’t know dude, i have to get ready for work”
mophead: “how about winner fucks loser?????”
blond: pausing, intrigued, sly smile on his face, “winner pounds the ass of the loser, u sure about that dude?”
mophead: “fuck yah, i want that ass of urs”
a few minutes later:
blond: “ok dude, a deal is a deal, get on ur knees, i can’t wait to plow that ass!!!”
mophead: “fuck dude, that’s awesome, if i lost i’m glad it was 2 u bro!!!”
fuckin mophead vs fuckin mophead!!!! one dude shirtless in jeans, the other dude gets tired of seeing him show off so headlocks him without taking his shirt off, he knows he has a nicer bod, he has nothing to prove in terms of who works out there gym bod more, all he has to prove is who is the alpha man!!!!
must b something in the water because those execs at disney know how to pick hot dudes in starring roles…….all over 18 of course!!! they get them legal and sexy then we watch them get even sexier…..and show it off like a cocky chip on there shoulder…….so which disney star would win in this match?????
another celebrity fight i wud love to see is the 3 dudes from Quantico go at it in a NHB cage match!!!!!
Jake McLaughlin vs Russell Tovey vs David Lim
All 3 men are hot and have a lot to prove……..
Jake looks hot in his cropped cut and stubble……a nice hairy chest, nice arms, cute smile……he know what we want to see in a fight!!
Russell is built like a fuckin monster, smooth all over, big arms, massive chest, for sure he will bang on his chest and make grunting noices like Tarzan…..
David is a hottie in his tank top of shirtless, showing off that chiselled bod, ready to shred some fuckin cheese on those abs!!! he might not be as big but he certainly looks like a fuckin cheater that will do anything for the win…….
but Russell will take the win……sure the others will cheat but so will he so he has the advantage of his size and stamina, he will pile Jake on ontop of David and fuckin go for a double pin while he fuckin flexes for us!!!!!!!
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Interesting Celebrity Fight question……I’ve talked about both Tom and Andrew in the past…….but which of the 2 Spiderman dudes would win in a fight???
Tom has a good bod (the better bod of the 2) which means he works out hard at the gym which means he’s got some good power to him…….
Andrew is not as defined but still lean and may be able to worm his way out of holds and will likely have a lot of stamina……..
So it comes down to scrap factor and I think Andrew wins there, Andrew comes across as a dude that will do anything to win, including cheat. I think he’ll likely jump Tom even before the match begins and use lots of ballbusting to keep the control. He also looks like he has a sadistic side to him and will likely including a shit load of humiliation to poor Tom.
hot dude in the ring with a mophead……..nail him from behind man then pull him up with a fistful of mophead and fuckin drop him again with a headbutt!!!!
About the ongoing Efron vs Bieber in my celebrity fight series………..
@jobbersandheels writes:
Bieber probably felt demeaned by this meme
This is the reason he got like this at 19 years old
Efron was like this at 23
I said: It’s the generation bro, dudes are swelling up earlier these days, so Justin being younger than Zac doesn’t make sense to compare at their specific ages. Today there’s no way Justin can beat up on Zac, Zac is bigger and more powerful. Having nice arms isn’t enough, no way Justin has the same power as Zac
But yah that meme did probably humiliate Justin
Yeah, maybe if they fight with a 4 years gap at the time of these photos
But now it’s a 7 years gap
I only think it’s fun to figure
Bieber doing this to Zac
Or this
Zac never would recover for the humiliation
But then he had a good idea……..
Chris Hemsworth to Play Hulk Hogan in Biopic for Netflix
What do you think?
Chris Hemsworth playing Hulk Hogan
I hope Zac Efron get a role
Zac should play Sting who have some rivalry with Hogan in 90’s, smaller and less muscular but able to win some matches
I hope they cast Florian Munteanu (the villain of Creed 2) too
I said: Now you’re talking my man! All awesome casting choices!
Then he got back to the Efron discussion……..
What about this young star against Zac?
Jack Griffo
I think he’s 21 or something
I said: What i like about dudes like him are you expect them to be skinny nerds, but when they show off their arms they’re fuckin massive
Him on Alexa and Katie have the perfect disguise to take jock bullies by surprise
*take the shirt off*
“no sir, I was kidding, I didn’t want to offend you”
Him and Noah Centineo seems to have a very good friendship
(I’ve talked about Noah in a past celebrity fight with Shawn Mendes)
I said: Woof they can do a tag team
Yah!!
I think Zac as an opponent would look like this to them
Mainly to Griffo he underestimated thinking he was a skinny nerd
Do you think it would end up like this?
Or Zac would be in trouble?
When 2 on 1 double suplex turns into 1 on 2 double clothesline!