me: dude, very impressive bod!! hot abs, great treasure trail, nice pecs, u look hot in those shorts and a&f underwear
him: thanks bro, i work out hard
me: come here, theres something i want to show u
him: what is it?
me: something back here behind his building, i think u will like it
him: ok dude, i’m here but i don’t see anything, what is it?
fuck dudes, we all know what comes next!!!!! a punch right in the gut, rip his shirt off of him and work over those built abs and claw those sexy pecs!!! bury my knee into his shorts then use the drawstrings from his shorts to tie a knot around his bulge, start pounding on it. pin him against the brick wall and just wale punches on his abs, pecs and gut and bulge!!!! leave him beaten and sore. i’ll leave him there for a few minutes, knowing he ain’t going anywhere, he is to much in pain, i come back with a bag. i pull out something i just bought at walmart, its a hair trimmer!!!! he shakes his heads, he knows what is coming next
me: dude if ur chest is so hairless i figure the rest of u should be too
i pull down his shorts and a&f underwear and shave off his treasure trail and pubes, leave him naked like the day he was born. the dudes at the gym will wonder what happened, they will mock and laugh at him.
pull him back up against the wall and a few more punches into his gut, soften him up again before i stand back and stomp my nikes right into his gut and smother it there. pull on his nips so hard he screams 4 mercy which i will give him. leave him in a mess of his own sweat, tears and shaved pubes.
its not my fault i’m the better wrestler!!!!!