In a monster beard vs monster beard match, always go for the choke……get him nice and close then wrap your massive arm around his head and choke him out….show him that your massive arm is more powerful than his massive arm…….stay close and whisper that in his ear!!!

When your tag team partner tosses your opponent into your corner, always reach over and do something when the ref isn’t looking……..make him suffer extra!!!

When you got a lean stud in blue in the ring with you and a big ass piece of wood, always lean it into the corner and fuckin whip him right into it!!! The louder he screams, the better a job you did!!

When you face off against another stubble face, always take time to make out during the match…….

Don’t break the stare down at the faceoff…….keep you eyes locked on him……

Always send a sweaty shirtless pic to your opponent to intimidate him……

After the match, man up and take a pic together, share your war wounds with the world…….

Big green field? Always pull off your shirt and jump your buddy and horse around……

Always mount him, hold down his arm and shove his dirty precummed speedo in his face!!!!

No matter how much he slaps the fuckin mat, never ease up until you’re done!!

Crank an armbar when in a camel and sit right on his ass, show him who’s boss…….

If he’s a young punk and you’re an older more tan dude, always crank a nasty fullnelson on him, show off his weak gym bod…..

When you’re a hairy chested bearded fucker, don’t back down from a tattooed mohawk fucker…….

Always show your small opponent who’s boss by grasping him in your side headlock and flexing……he won’t see your big fuckin arm, but he’ll feel it behind his neck and we will see it……

….. but when you laid out and knock out your bigger muscle bearded monster, always stand over him so we get a good view…….

Don’t show any regard for him when you camel him in your apartment……just cover his face with your hand and crank him back……who the fuck cares how much pain he’s in!!!

When he makes a cocky ring entrance…….

Lay him right the fuck out!!!!

When you snap your opponents head with a sleeper, always toss him around, show him he’s a puppet……..

…..then bring him to the ground and mount him, wrap your leg around his dimming bod and tigthen your bicep around his throat…….

…….then squeeze until he is out……..

…..then drop him, lay your raw hand on his throat and trash talk while hovering over him……..

When Dirty Dick is your tag team parter and he tosses up a long haired Liam Slater into an atomic bomb, always neck breaker him down the hard way!!!!

 When you drop kick a bearded dude, make sure he snaps back so hard that his bearded chin slams into his chest………

Don’t just toss your opponent into the corner ring…..fuckin SMASH him into it!!!!

Lick this hairy, sweaty body clean????

Lick this dirty shoes clean……

Huff his dirty socks……..

Worship his bare feet…….