gloria was like so totally supper duper happy that Starbucks was serving pink coffee shake thingies now. They made her feel all like happy 'n' tingly 'n' made all her stress and stupid worries and math 'n' stuff like just float away. It was like so totally easier to focus on happy stuff like sex, 'n' makeup, 'n' sex,'n' shoes, 'n' sex, 'n' blow jobs, 'n' sex, and other sexy sex stuff.

The only funny thing was that like whenever gloria went to Starbucks to buy one they always looked at her like she had forgot her makeup or something totally dumb like that. But that was okay cuz Gary never had any trouble getting one for her. she could just wait in the car and look at His totally awesome tumblr, and BLAMO Gary would come back with the most awesome pink coffee shake thingie ever! who knew that coffee even came in pink? Like totally awesome weird, right?!?