1 Day, 3 Jokes Daily Recap: Fri, October 25, 2013 by Laura Mannino

Slow news day or a slow brain…..

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European leaders have united in anger over the US’s alleged spying. Basically if international politics was high school, the US’s burn book was discovered this week and the cool kids that gave us a chance are pissed.

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A Colombian mother was arrested for selling the virginity of her twelve daughters when they reached the age of 12. Here she is posing for paparazzi at her cover party for the magazine, Beast Mom.

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A man was fired from his job at Walmart for violating store policy after he interrupted an assault of a woman in the store parking lot.  Apparently as long as you’re being physically attacked on Walmart’s property it’s not considered “assault” but rather “Black Friday preparedness.” 

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And in “Me” News:

For the first time in years a wackjob asked me online to mail him a signed photo. I’m back, baby!

Today’s Affirmation:  Trying is hard.  That’s all. 

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