laios you will always be iconic to me

They’re so normal

What if Lilith order was not to take down the hotel from the inside but to protect her family while she was incapable to do it

They forgot to tell him

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

MY BELOVED 1990'S VIRTH YEAR OF BLUE RASPBERRY ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURING??

Meanie 💅

Morning routine of local TV star

source

~Ears~

They have loud fashion opinions

if val doesnt swoop in with his bigass mothman wings to save his fellow Vees from peril in season 2, then did hazbin even hotel

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

The Vees ✦

i love estrogen gel because the existence of "the slime that turns you into a girl" sounds like a fetish you'd find on deviantart but it's a real thing

It just works a lot slower than the stuff on deviantart :/

estrogen slime girl save me estrogen slime girl,,,

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

screen time

Imagine working for the Vees. They need a raise.

Also be cursed by catgirl Valentino