Chatons, Kitten Dolls.

Thinking about something

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto’s Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.

Four years later to the date, it returned.

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sheep, 2020 Pencil and graphite find me on insta

the bat is me and the hands are god manhandling me into the light of a mortal lifetime. driving me to impotent fury against a hold i cannot hope to shake. unable to perceive the full form of my captor with my half-sighted eyes. as you can see i am very small.

[ID: a closeup picture of a very small bat opening its mouth and showing it's fangs. It's being held in 2 hands by someone. /End ID]

short king

get a room you two

docking

What a beautiful, joyous joining of goodness!

Steve Irwin, Mr. Rogers… and he’s wearing a Bob Ross t-shirt. Aww.

Is….is this what heaven looks like?

butch4butch milestone

This? An utterly scorching take.

Vintage beanie babies stickers