i just know she gives great head

kind of a milf. reblog

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

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Tumblr, I don't know how to break this to y'all but... Warner Bros is making a free to play platform fighter. Yes that is SU's Garnet going up against GoT's Arya Stark.

I'm going to go lie down.

Not like this

it has entered its cocoon for the winter and is becoming a chrysalis

storing up energy for a final world shattering tornado blowjob

shes gonna suck the boot off of Italy

Moss!

Wiley-treehouse-gardens

bands for trolls and goblins to listen to:

you understand.

stink-182

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

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after nearly 2 years of near continuous isolation from the global pandemic i can say that the guy from the shining was a bitch i could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. i havent tried to kill my wife once and ive spent way longer going insane

Do you have ghosts and demons tho?

being online is the same thing as being psychically attacked by ghosts and demons

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

yes he tried to lick my toes

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

As long as I got my suit and tie

Well, mystery solved.

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

his power grows

please… he’s getting too strong…

please… stop… i beg of you…

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this pic goes so hard. feel free to share.

jesse. jesse i dont know what you think you saw in there but i did not get hit by the babyfication ray

Jesse. Jesse where are you. You disappeared behind those hands. Jesse! I don't know where you are! You were there and then you were gone! JESSE!