so what did muggles think was happening during the voldemort wars? i mean surely they had to have seen some of it, they can’t just write it off as

you know what i just remembered that we had killer clown sightings all over last year and our reaction was ‘huh that’s weird/creepy anyway let’s not wonder about that any more’

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

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Bloodborne/Dark Souls by Stu_dts

via reddit

Thief Jesus

Context: My Drow Rogue is looking to be introduced to the campaign I’m playing.

DM: Alright, so how are you going to introduce yourself to-

Me: I rob them blind.

DM: ……What?

Me: I rob them blind, they don’t know me yet, and I want all their shit.

DM, exasperated:…..Roll for Sleight of hand…..

Me: *rolls nat 20* 20. My base dex is 20, with +4 dex bonus, and +6 Sleight of hand…..So in total, it’s 50.

DM: ………You…..rob them blind, down the the very clothes they’re wearing in the marketplace, and leave them buck-naked in the middle of the fucking marketplace, when you make off with all your loot. You fucker.

Entire table dying of laughter.

Later, we have to fight four massive Owl Lord monsters

DM: Alright, so everyone’s gone their turn, Aradia (my rogue), what do you want-

Me: I steal their organs.

DM: ……You what.

Me: I steal their organs, fresh from the source. So do I roll for Strength or dex terity?

Angry DM who doesn’t know what I should roll for: ……Roll for Sleight of Hand.

Me: *rolls nat20* ……20.

DM: You……manage to slide and slide around the Owl Lords, ruthlessly gutting them and snatching their organs. By the time you finish, they’re all dead, and you’ve harvested their organs, fresh from the source. What do you do with them?

Me: …..Who wants dinner?!

Furious DM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! ROLL FOR FUCKING COOKING, AND SO HELP ME IF YOU GET A-

Me: *rolls nat20* 20.

DM: ……..I hate you. So much.

Entire table has started chanting “Praise Thief Jesus!”

DM quit DnD that day.

DM when their players are genuinly enjoying themselves, work together and don’t try to break the game every minute:

I’m so proud of Eevee!!

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

PLUS THIS SCENE?

AND THIS????

I’m back on making wholesome, friend-loving memes