What it sounds like

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

finally….

important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages

@hellsitegenetics

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@tgtc

Closest match: Clavelina lepadiformis genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Light-bulb sea squirt

you should always yearn. for something just out of reach. bread should yearn. to be toast. toast should yearn. to be a different kind of toast.

Does toast yearn to be eaten

[walks up to you at a bar] hey. i forgot my social security number, any chance i could borrow yours?

It just did this to me while we were at the pharmacy

I beta test my posts on you because animal testing

Hot

Yeah bc you sleep in my arms every night you stupid fucking twink

i want to see the average ratio of mutuals to non-mutuals people are following. rb for reach if you want /nf

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

Realizing some things about myself today

the word anti has such an air of joblessness to it you have got to learn to say hater

complaints

hmmm

There are nothing but encouraging words on that screen