everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

am i the coolest loser you know

MY doctor ☝️🤞

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting

I hope so. From what I heard, he didn't have any other options

potato ingot (hash brown)

it really is like they say this website is hopelessly dependent on the ingot

something important to remember is that there's always time. if you lost many years to abuse or mental illness, you will get a chance to live life on your terms. there is no limit on the age you have to be to achieve goals. you can go back to school at 30, or switch careers at 40. you can start new hobbies at any age. there is no cut off age for being happy and content. if you're trapped right now, you will get the opportunity to become who you want to be.

i’m a firm believer that leap day should be a free day no matter what. i don’t care if it’s a thursday everything is put on pause for everyone and we all get to hang out and enjoy the extra day that only comes once ever four years. peace and love on planet earth.

attendinge the snoozefest today

everybodé invited !

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why