where's the poop

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

11.12.16 - 💩 Daily epiphany.

What if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because we’re blocking ourselves

that’s the last straw

such a gentle pupper

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

Fishing is the underwater version of alien abduction

Do crabs think we’re walking sideways

The future doesn’t actually exist.

I wanna be this extra.

Spice Girls

Sporty and Ginger are my whole shit.