Except he’s faster, prepared for the attack, immediate in his response. It takes little to dart away and vault over the surface of the counter-top, letting his seat clatter to the ground behind him, righting himself quickly upon reaching the other side, attention darting back towards his assailant– and a quiet, wounded noise escapes his throat as a splatter of un-cooked cake manages to muck up a portion of his hair and the side of his face anyway, despite his efforts.
It’s an over the top reaction that leaves him frozen, unhappy– and soon melting away from his rigid stand into a grumble, shoulders loosening as he attempts to clean the batter from once fluffy spikes. He fails spectacularly, sticky mess latching onto the leather of his glove and causing a tug, lips twisting into a grumpy frown, expression more than a tad put-out.
❛–Ow.❜
it would be a lie to say his reaction caught her by surprise. it would be an even bigger lie to say it hadn’t. alley cat, she’d thought moments before, ready to vault over the line of a fence. she predicts the outcome, but she predicts it in jest, so when he clears the counter top in a quick leap, aerith falters to a stop, scrambling back a step or two to avoid a teetering chair.
it clatters to the floor, and the echo of metal legs against tile acts as preamble to a growing noise of mirth. pressing a chocolate covered wrist to her lips, aerith is kind enough to at least pretend to have manners. laughing at others isn’t really a nice thing to do. harassing them with cake batter and then laughing when they do not manage to fully escape it is an even less nice thing to do, but here she is. and here he is.
and here they are.
❛ i think you need a little more, ❜ she says, sliding over his one syllable response as if she hadn’t heard it. ❛ i’ve always wondered what you’d look like with brown hair. ❜