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Him beginning a scream at the last second  👌

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”

ok what lesbian got herself in charge over at fruit of the loom

@an0nymz In response to your tags, this was a cord used to hook up a PlayStation or PlayStation 2, with RCA heads on one end, and that rectangular head on the other end. It could also be used with a PS3, but PS3 also had an HDMI output, so most people used that.

That is cool! I only ever had Playstation 3 and 4, so no wonder I’ve never seen that before!

Here’s a closer look

I’d show you the whole cable, but I’ve got things set up in a pretty specific way, and dissembling it would be a pain…

Holy F UCK

Have we really reached the year where some of you guys haven’t seen this before…?

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

This one?

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

Butter cat???

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

I totally agree

another request lmao

once i had a mutual who stopped using tumblr because she became a nun

someone told her she needs jesus and she followed through on it

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:

Note to self: make.