god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony
Pass it on 💛
The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this
Amazing tags
my ankle is so fuckin horny tho
A victorian
i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
Thoughts on billboards and advertising to drivers? And thoughts on advertising to passengers on public transit?
Advertising is the Devil and must be removed from all facets of everyday life
the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option
the third option:
he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen
friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.
friends. romans. countrymen. i am no longer asking. use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space or consider your life forfeit
that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares
its So Much
What wild stuff do ya'll wanna see me cook up next
Oh you're writing a gay smut fic with a fantasy setting? Don't forget to give one of your characters a
like idk theres something rly sad to me about "i could make this" as a derogatory statement abt art. like, that's really the state of it, huh, where the average person imagines themselves so disconnected from art and creation that a comparison between an artist and them automatically brings the artist down. people can make art. you can make art.
i was about to caption this “me every time my friends and i are just trying to have a nice dinner” or something like that until i remembered that that is, in fact, the exact situation going on in the full strip
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