Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.
This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.
my two brain cells communicating
me: this scene is so boring i wish i could write this other scene i’m really excited about instead
brain: you can
me: explain how
brain:
1961, Hollywood, California. Following a newspaper casting call, black cats are auditioning for the feline role in Roger Corman’s Tales of Terror (1962). Photos taken by Ralph Crane for Time magazine.
death stranding trailer woman: “you still don’t know who i am, do you?”
death stranding norman reedus: “no who are you?”
death stranding woman: dramatically turns around and reveals herself
me, despite having absolutely no clue who this woman is because of the lack of context for anything remotely involving the plot of this game: holy shit no way
Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2018 Collection
“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”
me:
- Кто мы? - Мы коты! - Чего мы хотим? - Шуршать!…
-Who are we? -We’re cats! -What do we want? -To rustle things!
La La Land (2016)
Reblog the Money Pachimari to ensure that substantial wealth and fortune will be bestowed upon you!
them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken
me:
