noice

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

In this house, we sleep with stuffed animals. If you don’t have one, the law of the land will supply you with one until your stay is complete.

dogy

I feel such an incredible sense of peace looking at this

Eric Roth (via quotemadness)

the mud men arrive. hello mud men

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

what kind of snake is this

A vicious one