someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire
everyone else in the galaxy:
everyone on tatooine:
Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
why do you guys keep making videos about “exposing the dark side of pokemon” stop doing that
salamence fucked my wife
A couple new ones made for upcoming Anthropologie products, and the originals are for sale in my shop here.
The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947
mood
one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.
from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.
its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.
Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm
didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
there's something stupid going inside my head
personal hell is trying to put change in your wallet while people are in line behind you
nobody:
me, in tears, stuffing change in my pockets like a squirrel getting ready for winter: im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im so
