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BLT - Butch Lesbian Tranny

@sev-wildfang / sev-wildfang.tumblr.com

born 1994. white, butch transvestite, wizened femboy. sie/ihr. this is not a blog for kids. artist @sev-arts / @souls-foreclosed - mit Karte bitte!
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Welcome to the Haus of Wildfang

home of good posts and correct takes. do not attempt to feed the transsexual.

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tallymali
Anonymous asked:

What exactly is going on with Taylor swift? Did she do something wacky or just release a shit album that's so bad it's funny?

okay i have done time as a swiftie and i now watch over those weirdos like im david attenborough so you’ve come to the right place.

ur correct about it being an album so bad its funny. but theres more. im very sorry but this will be long.

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yvesdot

oc asks that reveal more than you think

  1. Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?
  2. Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?
  3. Ask them to describe their love interest.
  4. Do they look good in red?
  5. Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?
  6. Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?
  7. Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.
  8. Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?
  9. Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?
  10. What age do they most want to be right now?
  11. They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?
  12. Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?
  13. Name one thing their parents taught them.
  14. Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?
  15. What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?
  16. If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?
  17. Do they like children?
  18. Kissing: tongue or no tongue?
  19. Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?
  20. What do they like that nobody else does?
  21. What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?
  22. Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?
  23. Stability or novelty?
  24. Honesty or charity?
  25. Safety or possibility?
  26. Talent or effort?
  27. Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?
  28. Would they date a fixer-upper?
  29. What recurring dreams do they have?
  30. What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?
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profeminist

James Baldwin: “After all, you’re accusing a captive population who has been robbed of everything of looting. I think it’s obscene.”

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raggedytiger

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

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kragehund-est

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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kragehund-est

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

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fallingtowers

remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like "i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end" like bro how do you think murder mysteries work

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fallingtowers
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smoqueen

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

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fattributes

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

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fattributes

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

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