Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

fully thought that car was a gun for a second. like. uhh

Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

writing fics be like

"No climate justice on occupied land"

They switched up from golf clapping to police brutality real quick when she started talking about their racism.

Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

hello and good morning to my new favourite article headline. i need this game injected directly into my veins, i cannot wait any longer

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

We were driving through Old Country once and my grandpa Sasha randomly went “oh this is where we blew up that bridge as kids, I guess it got rebuilt”

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

I'm sorry about all the posts about [insert name of current series]. It's likely to continue for [x number of] weeks. No, I have no regrets. I just thought I should warn you.

Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes

A fun Game.

#mario party minigame

A Game Changer episode where the contestants get an hour to teach a complete novice about something they are profoundly passionate and knowledgeable about (Lord of the Rings, Jane Austen, Baseball, etc.) and then Sam asks the novice increasingly difficult questions, and the contestants have to watch them like COME ON WE WENT OVER THIS IT'S EMMA AND MR. KNIGHTLEY!!