this is thin privilege
mariah carrey storage closet
where we keep her until Christmas
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this is thin privilege
mariah carrey storage closet
where we keep her until Christmas
Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*
Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*
My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen
well it is quite enjoyable
Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?
An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay.
one thing i do miss about childhood is waking up early on my own before anyone else is awake, not feeling tired because wtf is chronic fatigue, and just minding my business like watching cartoons or doodling all morning. not like i can’t do those things now but the idleness of childhood is a special thing.
it’s 2020 and i’m still confused as to why the hell nobody in the harry potter universe has grandparents
Rich people are always telling the rest of us that if we are short of money, we should stop eating out or going out to movies or clubs or concerts. And now that we have, the economy is collapsing and they want us to eat out and spend on diversions again as soon as possible.
sometimes a family is a robot, a monkey and seven children who were all born on the same day but aren’t related, one of which is a ghost and another is a 58 year old hitman in the body of a fifteen year old
Aww
And she is very proud of them!
OMFG
i love girls and i love twitter and i love girls on twitter
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