the almighty nipple, master of amala's power

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

come on man

i love how bad he is at using that pen i’m so obsessed

there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

No you won’t ever be exactly the same again and that’s fine, actually.

I’m assuming you’re talking about the ‘died and came back different’ thing?

No, I’m talking about the mundane horror of existing as a human being.

Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day

Thinking about the wild macaques we saw in Kyoto last fall✨🍃🤎

happy 4/20 everyone

PHARMACIE_OUVERTE.mp4

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up