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hi i'm sci

@sciderman / sciderman.tumblr.com

A blog for all my terrible drawings. I'm also the sad loser who runs @ask-spiderpool. (all pronouns)
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Step up, true believers! It's been aaaaalmost 10 long years of heartache and Britney numbers.... 

10 years of gathering all of that bloodsweat and tears which I hope to so very lovingly pour all over the pages of a end-of-decade yearbook zine to commemorate an experience just as excruciating as the usual high-school experience. 

So, no matter if you've been here since the beginning, or if you've only very recently jumped face-first into the spiderpool – if you love us, and ask-spiderpool has meant something to you, please leave your mark on ask-spiderpool history. Scribble something sappy with some sparkly gel-pens. Whip out some glittery stickers, and fancy highlighters. Put on your best lipgloss, and leave us a kiss on the page. Anything goes, (but please don't be a dick and draw a dick. Expecting a little bit more originality than that.) Ideally a white or transparent background, but allowances will be made if you're sending in something a little fancier (who am I to stop you?)

If you'd like to submit a fan-comic or a piece of prose, feel free to shoot me a message - I might be shooting around some messages myself – the theme is high-school (cheerleader outfits abound!)

If you can't or don't want to submit an image, there's also an option for short written submissions. Leave us a love note in our locker, and share the love. Address the boys, and they might just respond. (Wade Wilson has lovingly offered to put the whole affair together. I'm putting my trust in him. God help us all.) Keep your notes short and sweet! 150 words max! 

The earlier you send your note in the more likely it is you'll make it onto the page, (I don't know how many of you there'll be!) so get out those crayons and glitter-glue, and let's make a super-baby. 

Kisses!  xx

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Anonymous asked:

how would wade react if cable came to

Him rn and told him he loves him

i imagine he’d perform some rendition of gloria gaynor’s i will survive 

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Anonymous asked:

Sci, sci, sci I have a big question. HUGE. If at some point, Wade had the opportunity... If in some universe it was possible.. for him to actually BE with Cable in the way he wanted to- Would be still choose Peter, or would he leave him high and dry? I love both spideypool and cablepool but I'm curious about what would happen in your verse

GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE Y

don't hit me with hypotheticals like that. do not hit me with hypotheticals like that.

OKAY. i'm going to assume this "some point" is right now. right now in the timeline. no. he's in love with peter parker. peter parker is the investment he's making. all his eggs are in THIS particular basket. he's not going to give peter up for anything. not for anything. he's put so much work in. this is it for him. he knows this is his happily ever after, and he's not going to step backwards from it.

honestly - even if things didn't work out with peter (for some reason, divorced entirely from nate) - i don't think wade would go back to nathan, unless there were some huge. earth-shattering. change. nate would have to rock up with a wedding ring, the world's biggest bouquet of flowers, a heartfelt poem and a coupon for 8 years of couples therapy.

he could've went back to nate after shiklah. he didn't. (he really, really wanted to.)

he could've fell back into nathan's arms during civil war. he was naked in nate's bed, for christ sake.

but he was RESOLUTE.

wade is DESPERATE to move his life forwards. and nathan has him in a timeloop. i think at some point wade realised he couldn't just keep running around in circles.

that's the thing with nathan and wade's relationship – that was their whole dynamic. wade would SWEAR it was over. that he doesn't need nathan in his life. that he's going to move onto greener pastures. and nathan slips back into his life and wade immediately presents his ass.

wade hates that about himself. god. he hates it about himself. that's why he's so in denial over being in love. because he knows he's such a simp. he's such a simp.

wade's whole thing right now is him trying not to fall into old habits - he so often thinks he's making progress, and winds up back at square one - and he so, so doesn't want that anymore. so no. i don't think he'd undo all of his progress finally moving past this just to run back into nate's arms again.

but it would, absolutely bring him solace to know that he and nathan do manage to work it out in some universe somewhere. that somewhere, out there in the timestream, he and nate made it.

i think wade would love to know that.

i think he'd probably cry.

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hopping on the bandwagon of asks: which artist(s) have your favorite version of Wade overall? Like if you had to pick a Wade that has peak visuals in every sector, which one would it be? btw, love your blog, though I haven't been following you too long!

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ahh thank you!! welcome to hell! it’s nice to have you! 

oh god. okay. top 3 ranking of artists based on how hot under the collar their deadpool art makes me. 

1. Joe Madureira

2. Pepe Larraz

3. Reilly Brown 

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I’d like to add Nik Virella I love her art and the way she draws Wade is delightful

YES!! YES!! she would’ve absolutely made the list but this was a horny ranking not an adorable i want to pinch his cute little cheeks ranking 

cutest wade that has ever existed 100000/10 

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Anonymous asked:

does wade mnow that america only has one can but canada has two

op what does this mean. i've been thinking about this all morning. what does this mean

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wait. wait t whenre.r wheres the tweet i think about all the time. where is it. here it is.

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