進擊の青火

it was a pass

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the last thing each of the signs i personally know have said

Aries: *spills paint all over the table* I do it for the aesthetic

Taurus: I don’t give a fuck if its October, I’m gonna play Christmas music

Gemini: Its cold today but not as cold as my heart

Cancer: Have you seen my Build-a-Bear birth certificate???

Leo: I JUST DROPPED MY ICE CREAM AND ITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR I SWEAR I’M GONNA THROW MYSELF INTO A FIRE

Virgo: I’m done. I’m going to bed. I don’t care if its 6 o'clock

Libra: she wore blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick to school today and I’M the ugly one???

Scorpio: if I sent you my nudes would you tell me if they were cute or not

Sagittarius: if I die tonight let the girl who indirected me in class know that shes a fucking skank

Capricorn: Kill me please. It would hurt less than AP world history

Aquarius: what sort of sick bastard puts ketchup on their eggs (they say as they put mustard on their fries)

Pisces: *over FaceTime* can I see your dog

How much sleep does your sign need?

Aries: 6-8 hours

Taurus: 25 hours

Gemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in between

Cancer: a strong 10 hours

Leo: 7 hours

Virgo: 8.823345 hours

Libra: like 8

Scorpio: 1

Sagittarius: Sleep is for the dead

Capricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleeping

Aquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procrastinates 

Pisces: 18 hours

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Bonus:

Oh snap, checkmate! Watch Dance with Devils episodes right after Japanese broadcast on Wednesdays at 11:00am ET at funimation.com/dance-with-devils #DanceWithDevils

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The Signs As White Haired Anime Boys

Aries: Kakashi Hatake

Taurus: Komaeda Nagito

Gemini: Suzuya Juuzou

Cancer: Killua Zoldyck

Leo: Soul Evans

Virgo: Near

Libra: Kurosaki Ranmaru

Scorpio: Kaneki Ken

Sagittarius: Shinya Hiiragi

Capricorn: Slaine Troyard

Aquarius: Kaworu Nagisa

Pisces: Clear

We’re just a fucking boy band, You might not like us but we’re in the charts. And in a motherfucking boy band Prongs - Wormtail - Moony - Padfoot

AM I EVEN ALLOWED TO READ THIS WHAT

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Destroy them

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword