this is my actual irl 2020 morning routine: tl;dw: wake up @2:PM, wash hands a lot, & microdose lysol
Ok Zoomer will be the Ok Boomer one day after us millenials are dead and the Alpha Beta generations take over.
Piper Perri Surrounded by Coffin Dancing Pallbearers
soulless-ginger-freak reblogged
Toaster eggs are an example of a product that didn’t catch on with the public.
(Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts
I want to go to here!
sweet-gherkins
Who wants to go on a road trip??
But you could put round toaster eggs on round waffles and make an egg sandwich for breakfast with your round sausage
I’m so upset right now
drewdrawsstuff
I am ridiculously curious about this now.
Like, how much of the museum’s content was because it was a really dumb idea that managed to get backing, and how much was just a result of poor marketing of what were otherwise really awesome ideas?
How much were a result of getting shut down by the FDA?
How much were just badly timed but could still make a comeback with just the right interest?
Lol toaster eggs
Gosh I gotta visit this place!
In need of a fashionable face mask? My wife Melissa Jo hand makes these with love. They are not medical grade approved, but the CDC has recommended all Americans to wear any kind of cloth face mask. And since its not medical grade you wont be taking away from the supply the hospitals need. These masks can be worn with an air filter mask underneath. They help block spit droplets. Somethings are better than nothing. These face masks are washable and a great alternative so that we do not put a strain on the medical system. Get one today and spread the word before you spread the virus! Copy this link and share! Reusable, dry clean friendly, fashionable face masks!
https://www.glittertrove.com/listing/772532874/face-masks
Calls herself a bimbo but says shes not stupid.
Textbook definition of bimbo literally means stupid.
If she's not supid, that would make her not a bimbo.
But its such a bimbo thing to say, shes a total bimbo.
I hope its over for the Coronavirus but its its anything like this meme its gonna come back with a dark sode vengeance. Lets hope not.
The earthquakes and volcanoes are next
Tumblr introverts in 2020 responding to social distancing: "my time to shine..."
Tom Hanks caught Coronavirus. It might be terminal. If you see him in the airport terminal, stay 6 feet away, like so. Live on an island for 4 years and your immune system will go to shit.
Once a celebrity gets it you know it's gone mainstream.
https://youtu.be/3dQfr7AsD2A
Trump supporters are impressed at how Trump filled a stadium in India. Well duh India filled the stadium, have you even seen how they fill their trains?
Jokes aside, take your vitamins, wash your hands, get plenty of sleep.