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@conjure-lass / conjure-lass.tumblr.com

Hello there! I'm Katherine! This is a blog for my fandom nonsense and random bouts of bitching and moaning. Don't be shy to say hello! If you're here for the fic, feel free give me prompts or ideas!
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urie

tumblr discourse has truly taken away the right to subjective opinions and its exhausting

like now instead of saying “i like this tv show because it is entertaining and engaging” you have to come up with totally ridiculous reasons as to why this random television show on like, the CW or something is Actually the paradigm of feminist media even when it isnt at all

instead of saying “this celebrity is obnoxious and overrated and annoying” you get people searching meticulously through their twitter or interviews in order to find something incriminating enough to end up on a yfip list, and now you can pretend that your reasons for disliking this celebrity arent entirely personal and have some kind of Righteous Cause backing it

you dont need to put politics into everything you love and you dont need to bend over backwards trying to explain why this Thing you love is Actually Totally Political. you are allowed to subjectively enjoy things. conversely you can hate looking at a celebrity’s dumb face without acting like theres always some kind of social justice reason fueling it

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yutaan

“I’d just like to say, if we don’t get out of this, that… I’ll have known, deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you.”

“Just remember I’ll have known that, deep down inside, you were just enough of a bastard to be worth liking.”

Papercraft commission of Aziraphale and Crowley for Sepia-Mortis! Fistbumps and flamin’ swords; delightful.

Rebloggin’ for the morning crowd!

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mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

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wuqs

fuck this image, man. literally fuck everything about this. this person does NOT understand bread. one, those top tier bread images are literally the worst examples of those types of breads. that baguette fucking pains me deep in my SOUL. and real croissants, good ones, rarely look like that if they’re going to be properly flaky and delicious. and that bagel looks like it was made in a factory thirty years ago, preserved with fucking like latex or some shit what the hell

but the worst, the most heinous of all crimes, is putting banana bread as shit tier? are you serious? have you had banana bread? have you EXPERIENCED it? you have it below fucking wonderbread-looking shit, below onion bread, and below a loaf someone haphazardly shoved fucking nuts in? banana bread loves you. banana bread sees that you bought too many bananas, that they’ve been sitting on your counter starting to get a little too ripe and says, hey, you know what it’s okay, we all buy a few too many bananas sometimes, why not whip up some of me, good ole banana bread, and i’ll be a sweet little treat, maybe a breakfast or a neat snack.

fuck you. fuck you and your abhorrent ignorance of breads. i bet the best garlic bread you’ve had is from fucking olive garden you sack of reprehensible shit flakes

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jaegersaint

Thank you, authors.

A year or so ago, I put together a list of Ereri authors to let people know of some writers whose works I admired and enjoyed. Today is fanfiction writers appreciation day, so here is the list again, reworked to include the many authors whose works I’ve read and enjoyed in the time I’ve spent in this fandom.

Some of these authors I owe a great debt to, for touching and inspiring me with their work and shaping my perception of the relationship between Levi and Eren. Some of them I recently discovered, and am still in the process of reading more of their work. Some of them I’m lucky and indescribably proud to be able to call my friends. Regardless, all of them are worthy of praise, recognition and thanks.

I know there’s a good chance some people will read this and be disappointed to not see their name in it, and for that I’m very sorry. In all likelihood it’s because I haven’t had the chance to read their work.

In any case, this goes out to all authors: thank you for your hard work and dedication and creativity and persistence and courage. Let’s all try to better ourselves, one beautiful phrase at a time.

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conjure-lass

Heeeyy! Thanks! (I should finish that story...heh...)

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And anywhere I would have followed you.

Some angst, since I haven’t doodled Lyle in a while.

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(403): I had my first “Damn Kids/When I Was That Age” rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.

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