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humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

Paleo Cinnamon Roll Coffee Cake

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Ana: you’re powered up get in there!

Mccree: 

Ima reblog this again because it’s really important

Go best friend

There is no such thing as Area 51

by reddit user Blue_KeyCard

There is no such thing as Area 51. Sorry! And the fact that it’s the golden egg of conspiracy theories worldwide is exactly what the US government wants. I’m writing this in a bit of a rush and I don’t have any of my thoughts organized, so I’m just going to break it down as follows:

Groom Lake / Paradise Ranch / Edwards AF Extension / Restricted Training Facility UX104

These are a few names for the place you know as Area 51. I don’t know much about its history, but essentially it was intended by the US Air Force to be a secret weapons-testing facility during the Cold War. It had a few on-site extensions; one of them was for developing experimental rocket and jet engines, one was for training contingents of troops for nuclear warfare and post-apocalyptic survival, etc. But much like the third Star Wars movie, the site and its purpose got out around the time of the Roswell incident, and a media frenzy popularized the base. The government tried at first to quell speculation about it, but then adopted another strategy: feed into the hype, and simply move the base a few dozen miles away.

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👀 as if I didn’t have enough goddamn conspiracy theories, like this is just a story BUT FUCKING WHAT IF THO THAT MAKES SENSE OH MY GOOODDDD

Fucking read this it’s so good

Holy shit this is amazing

Im so, happy

I hope they don’t notice and drive around like that for a while

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

The most dangerous flightless bird in Australia is sitting under a beach umbrella stealing grapes.