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[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

Fact: Level 17 bisexuals can intuitively tell if other people within a 20 metre radius are also bi. This ability is often referred to as bifocal vision, much to the confusion of optometrists.

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great

trying to flirt like

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

how we doing today?