he tried to suidice at his 12

erm.

⬇️what is that thang⬇️

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

My favorite influencer is the nefarious anglerfish

slenderman.com/careers

Give a man a motif he will post for one day. Teach a man how to spot a motif and he'll be posting daily for the rest of his life about knowledge too arcane for the human mind to truly understand that reamins ever just out of his reach.

At least there’s being a pervert tomorrow

DSM12:

-vape psychosis

-delusions of wizardry

-big sad rain cloud hanging over your head

-brain pneumonia

-female hysteria again

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

meowito from an aggie.io with a friend

time for tunes! 😁🔊💘

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋

ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

Can we jerk each other off as friends

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

this blog is my diary and u r just living in it