living in a land locked state must be hell they don't even let you use the blue crayons in school because it might remind you of the ocean

Grover's big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

nothing says loserboy personality like being the 22nd and 24th president of the U.S

I have extremely close and incredibly loud gators at my beck and call, armed and ready - let me know if need be they be deployed. signed, officialunitedstates

How soon can they get to ohio

they’re extremely close

my dear colleague, who was recently tempura battered and fried,

What abou t me. Doesnt anyone think i should be at the club

you Should Be In The Mines

Okay… (picks up my bindle)

Spilled a two liter bottle of water in the kitchen at work today and almost immediately after my boss walked in, leaned against the door frame, and with poise said, “wow, sloppy boy today, huh?”

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

I remember when the sixpence slavery drama first broke out I learned more about modern slavery on my dash than I ever learned in a class

The way people were like "you ignorant americans don't understand anything, my family also has a child slave and we treat him like he's family!!!!" quite a week to be on tumblr

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

We've been waiting for this one

Okay where is the cartoon with death and the crane machine. He finally got Kissinger..

on the national day of solidarity for Palestine, MAY YOUR MEMORY BE A CURSE YOU OLD BITCH!!!!!!!!

only 55,000 years old….. he should have been at the club

Lauhanvuori National Park, Kauhajoki, Finland