No Way Niagara!

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

I reblog every time for the cartoon lmao

millennials: you can’t get a job by just walking in and handing in your resume anymore

people over 40:

funniest shit i’ve learned in latin american history class so far is that the reason why virtually all of europe had refused to support christopher columbus’s expedition wasn’t cuz they thot the earth was flat and he’d fall off of the planet. they didn’t support him because everyone knew that the earth was round and very big, and christopher columbus didn’t think it was that big, and he kept planning for a shorter trip than necessary, and everyone called him a fucking idiot, and when the king and queen of spain offered to fund his trip and he requested a fleet of several hundred ships, they gave him 3, because he’d probably have died of dehydration if he hadn’t come across cuba and the dominican republic by sheer luck asking around for the fucking great khan of china. his crew was literally planning on killing him. he was that fucking stupid

Same energy

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

rainbow reflection on water

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

I hope it’s not from spilled oil, because those rainbows make me sad for the state of our planet.

If it’s some natural phenomenon I’ve never heard of then cool.

Good news! It’s not pollution, but instead entirely natural bacterial action that happens in low oxygen bogs. Iron-loving bacteria are feeding on dissolved iron in the water, and their metabolic processes produce this rainbow oily film on the surface. Their waste products settle into an iron ore sediment. You are literally watching bog iron form, which was the primary source of iron for most of northern Europe during the Medieval era.

It’s still super gay, though. It’s now just Science Gay.

corb

IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle