Werewolf Artist

Middle-earth selfies

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Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

Dethklok - Detharmonic I’d rather you be dead, than ponder parting with my second home. I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant.

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

but like instead of a lake troll it’s the metalocalypse fandom

(today is my birthday sooo why not post this)

i call this one…………… bold and ash

More like belongs in the trash

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

"omfg is that a next generation top? so you think picard is better than kirk? wow loser kirk is way better!"

"what, really? you like the reboot? you’re not a trUE fan omfg i bet you’ve never even seen the original series!?!!!?!?"

IM DYING

this may be one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

nailed it