i’m not sure if there’s professional term to describe being at a point in one’s life where standing in front of a pot of hot oil at three am making french fries from scratch seems more normal than going outside but oh boy
I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898
Images with high levels of Bertie Wooster energies:
vintage "me and the lads are absolutely sauced rn"
my boy Eugene has two glasses of absinthe and thinks it’s hot to stand on Eustice as though he were a table
Okay but that last one looks like way more than 'goofing around.'
This is everything
I’m sitting here trying not to cry in public because this was so fucking beautiful
How professionals sink nails.
[WHACK]
Horror animatronic via u/gucciclit
THANKS I HATE IT
This is how I feel when I wake up in the morning.
@sixpenceee this is actually a hand-operated puppet for the movie Ghost House created by Vincent Van Dyke FX. it’s moved with green-screen compatible rods by multiple puppeteers :)
Anti wolf heck collar
“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”
“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.
“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.
I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.
I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor
They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big
you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog
they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.
All I see are Good Pupps.
So many good boyes
If your genetics haven’t been genetically manipulated to grow an armored pelt, store bought is fine.
excuse me officer i would like to report a murder
OHMYGOD
I’ve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, you’re welcome. This is my favourite thing.
when lizzo said “self love is survival” and when hannah gadsby said “do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation” and when mitski said “i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation”
when audre lorde said “caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare”
when Jenny Slate tweeted, “As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain&more precious, I feel less afraid that someone else will erase me by denying me love”
A king recognizes another king in fashion
(we had an open-ended final project in my LGBT studies class and I, fool that I am, decided to do a whole ass comic)
Yeah same
DnD inspiration
Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida
FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE (GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!)
Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling
Rachel Bighead :)