but officer, my husband was inside that house!

THE MUMMY RETURNS (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

sebastian is essentially a fantasy protagonist with a grand revenge quest to reclaim his birthright except literally nobody except him cares abt this at all so instead he spends six years being inordinately cheerful hanging out with weird criminal mercenary illegal mage drinking buddies he doesn’t drink with. also he’s a monk who used to be a fuckboy and if you don’t kill one of your other friends at the end of the game he’ll suddenly do a supervillain speech and YOU will be the next target of his completely ineffectual revenge quest that he also won’t carry out. this is why he’s one of the best characters in dragon age

good books (I’m a kindle girlie though)

Lady Ochiba Costume Design by Carlos Rosario

Lady Ochiba was all about power and wealth. The number of layers, her cotton tabis and her luxurious fabrics determined her higher rank.

I had taken 7,000 souls by then. But Lestat was the only one that felt like murder.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2.01) | WHAT CAN THE DAMNED REALLY SAY TO THE DAMNED

When your own sister daughter calls you a shallow dickmatized thot to your face

Challengers (2024) / Gone Girl (2014)

if a wizard shows you her boobs you should look

and if you feel an arcane force seizing control of your body that's just the curse which is fine

Have you heard what I went through to give the Taikō a son? No one else could achieve it. Hundreds of women…consorts… Not Daiyoin… Daiyoin…who drugged me with bitter herbs, forced me to endure unmentionable things in order to conceive.

SHŌGUN (2024–)

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

René Magritte, La voie royale, 1944

THE LEFTOVERS — 2.10 “I Live Here Now”

The Story of Adele H. (1975)

Gaetan Henrioux – The Kiss (2012)

glee is so awesome because they were like "let's make a singing show!" and then wrote an ensemble of characters who are all varying degrees of evil and possess varying degrees of musical talent (some of them not very much) and most of all every single one of them is wildly manipulative and loooooves cheating and also loves mind games. and they sing and dance on my tv for my entertainment. and they also bring in kurt's dad every so often to make sure i cry a little. it's such good tv.

nods. and gwyneth paltrow was there.