Do centaurs suck the human nipple or the horse nipple?

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

I’ll take them both 

2018 mood

criminal minds: We caught the killer!

me: yeah right there are 28 minutes left u fucking liar

In order to access the library you have to take an oath that you won’t bring in open flames or herd livestock through it.

“But if we let kids vote, they’ll just vote for their favorite celebrity.”

You mean the same way adults voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Ventura, and Donald Trump?

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

Queer Eye for an Eye

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

that’s the tea

reblog to magically pass all your exams

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

Important

Fuck.

If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA

jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks

#subtle NBC, subtle