LMAO DANIEL YOU COULD HAVE PHRASED THIS DIFFERENTLY
Quotes from the Everything Everywhere All At Once Directors’ commentary, part 1 of 2
Perfume bottles from Sir Henry Wellcome’s Museum Collection.
louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donizetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?
ELEKTRA: I am the shape you made me. Filth teaches filth.
This
This shit right here fixed me
cannot stress enough how funny this show is
I feel like this song should score a scene in a wronged-woman-gets-vengeance-type film when the protagonist has her ex all tied-up and starts, idk, maiming him.
Doctor Nerdlove, “When Masculinity Fails Men” (via aldoushuxley)
this is terrifying
(via transylvanian-concubine)
Some choice headlines from all of these gems:
Joe Hockey announces 50-centimetre extension of Parap pool which Darwin City Council says is already too long
Leaked talking points tell ministers to say ‘our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well’
LNP to host International Women’s Day function at club that only allows men
Christopher Pyne refuses to say how he ‘fixed’ higher education reform bill: ‘I want it to be a surprise for you’
Australian Border Force: Peter Dutton says his office received copy of press release, but no-one read it
Australian minister: ‘Gay marriage could damage our cattle exports’
Clive Palmer’s dinosaur Jeff destroyed by fire at Palmer Coolum Resort
Federal MP hurt leg ‘crash tackling’ Tony Abbott
Tony Abbott buys a fridge on Gumtree
OSCAR ISAAC | Best of Star Wars: The Force Awakens press tour
you’re such a problem.
How BB-8 works. (photo via Daniel N.)
The holy trinity