No matter what I do, I keep remembr'ing you

Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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Love this

THE MUSKETEERS (2014-2016) 1.01 Friends and Enemies

#same pooh same

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

guess what happened

guess what happened again

Listen, I need to find out what’s programmed inside these.

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

Thinking about something

I think derry girls should have one thousand emmys

MERTHUR WEEK + DAY ONE ↳ sweetest merthur scene(s) ✗ @merthurweek2022

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

50 First Doses

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

"they dont even have dental" is sublime bc it's literally the punctuation mark on a parade of funny jokes like every line before it is also hilarious and it's just the pin in the whole thing

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list