Hello

do you ever just feel betrayed (source)

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks

what she says: im fine

what she means: does the decline in quality of the scary movie franchise also satirically represent the decline in quality of horror films in the film industry today? or is it unintentional, and simply a product of the worsening parody film genre?

Life is so good i consantly feel like swallowing a lit cigarette

I hope this doesn’t come off as conceited. But it can be a little annoying when people only compliment your appearance. I’m more than my face.

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

Just asking for a friend

what are you asking

for a friend

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

Dudes in their 20s go for high school girls because it sets up a power imbalance, AND THEY KNOW IT. They 100% know it. There is a fucking reason adult women won’t go near them. Protect highschool girls.

SHIT SO MANY GIRLS I KNOW NEED THIS