they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

free them

Actress Sophie Turner stuns in an Alexander McQueen dress on the April 14, 2016, cover of The Edit. Photographed by Dima Hohlov, the redhead star of ‘Game of Thrones’ wears a floral print silk gown with ruffled detail. Inside the magazine, stylist Miranda Almond dresses Sophie in even more romantic looks. From Erdem’s tiered ruffles to Dolce & Gabbana’s colorful florals, the 20-year-old serves pure dreaminess. x

my latest 2016 aesthetic includes baby cows standing in fields of flowers

Adult Life™ is being excited when ur municipality finally agrees to exchange ur old garbage bin with a new one after years of arguing with them

listen it’s not about the garbage bin (well, it is, but), it’s about beating your opponent through patience and a consistent strategy. Take that Ivan from public services, who’s ‘’not liable for a replacement’’ now ahahaha 

do i hate my life? Absolutely. do i get to do that next to my new garbage bin every morning as i drink my coffee and yearn for the sweet release of death? You bet your ass

Bucky Barnes, better than a thigh master

Georges Dambier - Fiona Campbell-Walter in summer dress by Lanvin-Castillo, Corsica, Nouveau Femina, June 1954