my humors are incredibly imbalanced

im at baby city. and i just took a taxi. to the shapes and colors store

damn they had chasers in ancient rome

juvenal also mentions the practice in his satires so there's a good chance it was a thing, even if not super common

If there are a million roman chasers, then I am one of them. If there are ten roman chasers, then I am one of them. If there is only one roman chaser, then that is me. If there are no roman chasers, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against eunuchs, then I am against the world.

"i have to eat him" you literally dont

he’s so cute i want to trap him in the labyrinth. or crucify him or something.

We’re not making it out of this one

when i meet a Masculine girl with strange demonic behavior a rancid aura oud note perfume homeless and gay looking clothes and has all the dead beat alcoholic father qualities

when i meet a SKELETON girl with SKELETON behavior a SKELETON aura SKELETON perfime SKELETON clothes and has all the SKELETON qualites

can we get this guy on some prozac. 40mg

my shit swangin (my sword in my scabbard)

ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it

i respect the dedication

all the angels in heaven are sodomizing each other

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time