this was so funny lol

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

but he simply can't cum from it

keeps getting so close though !

it’s the titematic universe

official boob post

obviously there's a difference between prisons and callout posts, but they have a very similar underlying logic, which is that people who have done harm must be punished and that ideally part of this punishment should be removing them from social life.

the idea behind prison abolition is that punishment is not an effective remedy to harm and that the way that we punish "criminals" in fact often perpetuates systemic violence--through disrupting people's lives and families, through making them legally vulnerable, through deliberately traumatizing them--and that you cannot achieve justice through violence, that punishment does not right wrongs.

if you truly do believe these things and you're not just parroting what other people have told you, why would you believe that this logic only applies to the criminal justice system and not the way that we live our lives and interact with other human beings? why would you think that it's okay for you to punish people you perceive as having done harm (regardless of whether they actually have) but it's not okay for the government to do so? is it because you think that your intentions are pure? because you don't think you're capable of doing violence? or are you just full of shit?

To imagine there is a uniquely different type of person who causes harm in the world and needs to be removed and isolated is the concept of criminality, which is the basis of carceralism

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

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it's official, genAI is now called PISS

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

“average DM has 20 unique character voices" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DM actually has 3 unique character voice. Spiders Lee Mulligan, who has over 10,000 unique character voices, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

Now with added testosterone!

Scully + glasses 2/?

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm gonna be honest I don't think it's fair to give Big Boss shit for believing in Santa as a grown man. He met multiple ghosts. He fought a guy who could control lightning. When the fury died he turned into a fireball with a screaming face that chased after him. At a certain point I feel like he was just making an educated guess

WAIT A SECOND

Real ones remember.

Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)

As always

we've gone beyond driving a dead horse into the ground we're partaking in some kind of ritual meme sacrifice and i am all for it. mass-scale meme purge. the blood raining down on our faces and we're dancing and laughing

alternatively this is the linguistic equivalent of "your face will stay stuck that way" and we'll inadvertently find ourselves in 200 years barely registering that we've permanently shifted basic syntax like "i'm a writer" into "i do not beat the writing allegations". this could be our Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment