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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

nobody on this webbed site can read

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

@curlicuetruth you are very right

pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though

dude trying to bargain their way onto noah's ark

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

i don’t know what a boat is

If a car was gay

oh cool. love is love

Booty shorts that say this on the ass

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

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recreational space travel is objectively immoral

i am like. absolutely livid.

CO2 emissions for one ~4 person tourist space trip are 50-100 times higher than the emissions from one long-haul air flight. One SpaceX flight generates the annual carbon footprint of 278 people. Space travel is the equivalent of vomiting greenhouse gases directly into the atmosphere and it is like spitting in the rest of the world’s face.

People literally are getting sick from West Coast wildfire smoke in NYC, Philadelphia, and Toronto right now. Extreme weather has caused flooding in Germany that has killed more than 150 people. The heat wave in the Northwest in June killed hundreds. The entire American West is going through a drought with the some of the most extreme conditions they have seen in 20 years. We are living through a climate crisis that is going to get worse and worse and worse and it is not only evil and cruel to refuse to do anything about it (with your BILLIONS of dollars!) but absolutely morally rotten to continue contributing to climate change that will kill millions.

Private space travel is irredeemable and evil.

what's up I fucking despise the way we as a society have normalized caffeine addiction

capitalism: it's literally impossible to both earn enough to support yourself and take proper care of your health let alone engage in hobbies all at once but good news! your desperation to relieve yourself of the exhaustion we forced on you creates demand for an unregulated mildly addictive drug!

how many times have you heard someone say they get "the WORST headache if they don't get their morning coffee lol" like its a normal thing and not literal withdrawal

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power are several times your own! your death would be meaningless!