phlip phlops

philippos philoppos

We do not deserve him

visiting your boyfriends factories to do your own research on working conditions - we’ve all been there!

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

This is so pure I’m gonna die

please enjoy this Quality Primary Source Meme 

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Selena Qunitanilla single handedly smashed the patriarchy of tenjano music by becoming the highest selling artist in a male dominated music genre, won a Grammy, started her own clothing line of Latin inspired designs and patterns, this woman was a trend setter in fashion, music, dance, and was the light of so many people’s lives and if she were still alive today she would be no doubt one of the most iconic singers/fashion designers of our era. In fact, she was so iconic during her lifetime, that the state of Texas continues to observe her birthday as “Selena Day”, her biopic staring Jennifer Lopez continues to play every year around that time, and there’s a Selena museum dedicated to her life, displaying her most iconic garments she wore during her many performances. She made her family proud, she made the Latino community proud, Chorpus Christi proud, shit she makes me, a non Latina African American proud, she is an icon. An ICON. ICONIC.

if you were wondering about ancient greek for ‘then perish’, iliad book 21 line 106 θάνε καὶ σύ (lit. die you also). achilles says it.

Thalia & Aglaea & Euphrosyne 

Tonantzin Por GM Meave #neomexicanismos

alexander the great: hephaestion i worship your thighs

historians:

Once i learn my ancient greek conjugations it’s over for you hoes