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dad 

(hey I’m back) 

A friend made a FB post inviting us to share all our favorite idioms and expressions, bonus points if from a foreign language, and my first inclination was, “French is gonna win this one.” (The French language truly has some great ones.)

But I had forgotten the SHEER UNRELENTING BRUTALITY of Yiddish.

Yiddish can be very funny and irreverent, but there is literally one that’s like, “He should turn into a chandelier so he can hang by day and burn by night” (LOL) and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Anyway, obviously, please comment or reblog with your faves from any culture.

no cow on the ice

gnomes in the loft

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

faut pas mett’ la charrue en avant des boeufs. 

二〇一七公演　「落下する月面」

“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

Power

Is that an accurate translation?

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

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lmao that’s great 

*far-right wing voice* actually the fact that you are against my intolerance means perhaps it is you who is the intolerant one

Uh, the far left is no better. Let’s be real.

*centrist voice* both the far left and far right are equally bad…mayhaps those fighting against fascism are the real fascists…really makes you think

meanwhile at the far left: “Let’s go beat up some nazis for fun”

Good idea

Good idea

Good idea

Good idea.

Good idea

Good idea 💡

Good idea

“you look tired” ok maybe i’m just ugly. ever thought about that???? hmmmmm?????

me every morning at work 

TGT - Mana

- Leader and lead guitarist of Moi Dix Mois       -Was also leader and lead guitarist of Malice Mizer - Active: 1986-present - Main Guitar Brand: ESP - Stage/Fandom Image:       - Mana is the artistic producer of his band, writing all the songs, designing every outfit, he runs the entire show. The fans call him Mana-sama as a show of  respect for his hard work.       - Not mute but never speaks in public.       - Very dark, gothic, and mysterious image.       - Much of his fashion is very feminine so he often  gets mistaken as a woman.       - “I don’t speak publically because I want my music to speak for me” - Fun facts:       - Doesn’t speak publically because his image is feminine and mysterious and his voice is very deep and masculine.       - Has his own label and his own fashion line       - Very tall without heels, still insists on wearing 6 inch heels, towers over all.       - Very private, no one even knows his real name.

I came here to say he isn’t tall he’s a lil goth nugget around 5 foot 7  

of course with some Moitie heels or stuff that would make him 6 feet 1 or so I suppose but lmao he’s a baby human 

also I love how we have to tell ppl he’s not mute like. boi 

I went to see the movie last week and at the first sight of the real ass fucking Tokyo sights I melted down in tears for the rest of the movie 

maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

I shouldn’t be laughing but wow this is great

someone: you only live once (: me: oh thank god

OK Google

how do I find someone that will reciprocate all the love that I give them

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who else is literally dead but keeps coming back n doing this shit