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I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.
Oh my god you weren't joking
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theyre actually sautéing the horrors
Fuck, this may very well be the end of Eurovision as a cultural force in Europe.
What’s going on:
So yeah, there is a chance this may be it for the festival. Good job, Eurovision. Great fucking job.
Shit is going down HARD in Eurovision right now.We are hours from the beginning of the fest and in the last couple of hours:
transcript with translation from estonian:
bird: *grunts and walks on snow outside car window*
bird: *bites at camera and jumps into the car window*
person: *trying to block the woodgrouse with fully the entire arm* where are you coming? where? youre fully inside already! eaugh! where are you coming? where are you coming??
bird: *bites the person's arm*
person: ugh!! dont.. come in here!
bird: *bites person*
bird: *draws back and bites again*
person: [unintelligible] wanted to come in here....
bird: *bites*
person: okay, calm...calm...
bird: *bites*
person: be good now and please go back.. outside...
bird: *keeps trying to get inside the car*
[also it straight up sounds as if the woodgrouses grunting noises in the end sound like its saying "CHILDREN" (in english) with just absolutely murderous intent]
the current trend of "tumblr users embarrassing themselves by proudly announcing why they don't listen to any music made by black people" is really astounding.
i cannot help but think this is a direct result of liberal White Guilt and how people have interpreted "anti-racism" as form of cultural self-segregation - the kind of person who thinks trying to cook chicken curry is cultural appropriation, or sends white people anon hate for wearing a kimono (yes, this kind of discourse happened). like, "oh, no, i could never participate in this culture, i'd get my evil white hands all over it! it would be more Progressive if I only did White things."
if you're a poc you've seen this, i'm sure - this deer-in-the-headlights stare you can get from white people when you play music / show art / share a story / anything that is Racially Coded, this total refusal to actually engage with it out of fear that it is in some way Wrong for them to have any opinion on it. because they read somewhere that it's bad to use AAVE but the only lesson they actually learned from that is "gotcha, white people are not allowed to interact with other cultures as punishment for my White Crimes. this helps to fill up the gaping pit of my white guilt and makes me one of the Good People." this transforms their discomfort around non-white cultures (black culture, especially, i should add) into a kind of virtue
anyway if you are white and reading this. go listen to some fucking haliu mergia. ethiopian jazz. will knock your dick right off. go listen to rap or reggae or bollywood and have a genuine reaction to it - like, an actual, from-the-heart reaction. you are allowed to not like some of it. but you will definitely like at least a little. yes, you can compare it to lemon demon (or whatever) if that helps you get into it and that's your only point of reference. maybe don't say that part out loud. but don't, like, separate yourself from it, like you are seeing it in a museum and the only polite thing to do is go "ahh, huh, very interesting, so much culture here."
the locked tomb au but instead of necromancy its just italian stuff
"we can only speak of my family's dark secret while submerged in marinara sauce"
locked tombstone pizza
the sixth can do cheeses because that requires some skill
palamacheese
the third for the gleam of a grape or a wine
bc ianthe was born to be a wine aunt
instead of john gaius he can be tony mario rigatoni
the thought of gideon nav forced to spend her summers working at harrow's failing family-owned pizza shop fills me with joy
"i wanna eat a cannoli"
harrow just keeps on being extremely catholic
"gideon nav, you are my only employee. i cannot conceive of a pizzeria without you in it"
I am undone without you.
Pyrrha Dve ‼️
close-up under cut
dream outfit
Greetings Locked Tomb fandom... may I present to you: a Gideon the Ninth fan book cover I did for class👀🦴 We do bones, motherf-
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thesis defence
look i know it was a bit but k2 managing to connect to this odd not nightmare king not cassandra makes sense to me.
kristen is Confident in cassandra, doubling down and connecting to her own needs of mystery. but what is in front of her is not cassandra fully. she is calling to an incomplete image.
k2 meanwhile is made to be unsure. she is kristen but not. she doesnt know where she stands with anyone, and then she comes up and sees kristen. but not just kristen but this amalgamation of their Goddess.
she sees kristen call to cassandra.
and she realizes that just like she is kristen but not. this is cassandra but not. kristen reaches to the love of her goddess, k2 reaches to the too much of the amalgamation.
she doesnt ask for kindness
she asks for the fix, even if it kills her. she didnt know who she is, who cassandra is in this moment, what will happen if she survives without magic that she can never gain back.
she reaches to the nightmare of the unknown
blind me god, she cries
she looks to the vulture, looks to the lasting memory that will be her even if she wasnt sure who she was
i dont think you heard me, blind me god
blimey
And she had just gotten into Hudol 🇬🇧
Mainline this straight into my veins.
THE SHEPHERDESS .
