movies mostly

Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week.

You don’t love her. You do love her. She is willing to give her life. So are you. It’s touching, it’s magnificent, anything you like, but it’s out of place here - it’s the wrong setting.

celine (jean-claude brisseau, 1992)

name one song featured in the hit CW series gossip girl (2007-2012) that didn’t fucking SLAP in the most stereotypical mid-2000s way. just one that you wouldn’t have absolutely BLASTED on your 2nd generation iPod nano???? look me in the eye. you CAN’T.

hang me out to dry by the cold war kids during an ice cold reconciliation brunch when serena first came back to town. beautiful girls by sean paul when S and B became bffs again. good girls gone bad, ICONIC and used at least three times in the Blair fails at College episode make me wanna die by the pretty reckless when jenny fucks shit up at the snowflake ball? *chefs kiss* 

and HOW could we not mention Jason Derula’s MM WATCHA SAY at The Thanksgiving Lunch of Season 3 when SHIT. WENT. DOWN.   

CINEMA

i still think about and then vividly remember every single line and individual frame of the mmm watcha say thanksgiving dinner completely at random because it was truly just that iconic. i could be on my deathbed riddled with dementia struggling to take my final breaths and id still probably turn to the nurse like “remember when eric told jenny her sweet potatoes were bland while the chorus to jason derulo’s whatcha say crescendoed in the background” and then i’d immediately die

name one song featured in the hit CW series gossip girl (2007-2012) that didn’t fucking SLAP in the most stereotypical mid-2000s way. just one that you wouldn’t have absolutely BLASTED on your 2nd generation iPod nano???? look me in the eye. you CAN’T.

hang me out to dry by the cold war kids during an ice cold reconciliation brunch when serena first came back to town. beautiful girls by sean paul when S and B became bffs again. good girls gone bad, ICONIC and used at least three times in the Blair fails at College episode make me wanna die by the pretty reckless when jenny fucks shit up at the snowflake ball? *chefs kiss* 

and HOW could we not mention Jason Derula’s MM WATCHA SAY at The Thanksgiving Lunch of Season 3 when SHIT. WENT. DOWN.   

CINEMA

she’s so iconic

❤️ For anyone who might be worried about the SBB finale.

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

do you know how many girls i know who have been forbidden from telling their boyfriends their nightmares because it scares the boys too much .................. men are so weak

them look like quidditch gloves

oliver wood finally stabs a bitch

Black Mirror  —  4.4  “Hang the DJ”

San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris

The Great Gatsby (2013) dir. Baz Luhrmann

amanda young really is That Bitch isn’t she???? like think back to the outfit she was rocking when she was first tested homemade deep purple top with matching long sleeve flare gauntlets???? with an f21 black skater skirt and fishnets to top it off???? like she was just WEARING that no one warned her so she could get dressed up for her own abduction. and even afterwards when she was busy building traps and shit she didn’t quit. that fucken burgundy blouse with exposed collarbones and halter bra and COMBAT BOOTS. and literally no one was seeing her but a frazzled oncologist and a bedridden dying man but not ONCE was her deep red mac lipstick smeared or faded. i haven’t even gotten into her fresh Post Test Pixie cut but long story short she truly is the most powerful Lipstick Lesbian and she’s everything i aspire to be siri send tweet.

aesthetic: devon aoki as dominique in d.e.b.s. (2004) .

Wildlife (2018) dir. Paul Dano

i am so excited to see this at MIFF opening night and be reduced to a crying wreck in front of 500 of my industry peers!!