Noodle Cinematic Universe Masterpost
works in blue are projects that are in progress. all* others are complete.
MAJOR SERIES
Two refugees on opposite sides of a centuries long galactic war must find ways to survive in their adopted homelands, and eventually shape the universe in their own image.
- "A Funeral Shroud for Laertes - A Preface to the Third Edition of A Wheel Inside a Wheel" - 1k
- Speaking In Tongues - 70k
- Talking Without Speaking - 77k
- Life Out of Balance - 129k
- "The World In Its Circular Way" - 11k
- Servants of the Pharaoh - 173k
- Whatever It Takes to Keep the Body Warm - 23k
- Keep the Home Fires (Burning) - 32k
- Lighting Out for the Territories - 147k
- "Will the Real Mr. Bronner Please Stand Up?" - 2k
- "First as Farce" - 1k
- Serpent's Mouth, Serpent's Teeth
- "And the Big Wheel Keep on Turning (Neon Burning Up Above)"
- "Those Few Who've Slipped the Surly Bonds"
Also available in Chinese! [Translation by ChiefAccelerator] [Translation by WTR]
Also available in Korean! [Translation by Zebi]
In a galaxy-spanning theocracy ruled by a select group of people with God-given telepathic abilities, even learning what is necessary to wield power comes at a great cost.
- Standalone Prequel: Every Hateful Instrument
- Book One: New Creatures With New Hearts (rewritten version) - 129k
- Book Two: In the Realms of the Unreal (original version) - 329k
- Book Three: The Eyes That See the Glory* (original version) - 278k
Standalone Novels
Arcadis Park - Contemporary YA Mystery - 67k
Struggling with unwanted responsibilities at her terrible summer job lifeguarding at a rundown amusement park, Jonah's life is only made worse when she pulls a severed head out of the pipes that feed the waterslides.
The Children of This World Marry & Are Given In Marriage - Legend of the Galactic Heroes fic - 42k words
When Reinhard grows weaker, the duty to bear an heir to continue his dynasty falls to his sister. E26 canon divergence.
Last Gasp at Calama - a Downton Abbey / Legend of the Galactic Heroes crossover fic - 80k words
During the last court season before the outbreak of civil war, the boundaries between social classes are bent and broken.
Pictures of Decency - Legend of the Galactic Heroes fic - 45k words
When Yang returns from El Facil an overnight hero, he finds fame difficult to bear. As his personal life begins to fall apart, the distance between 'The Hero of El Facil' and 'Yang Wenli' becomes too great to cross.
Short Works
Original Short Fiction
- "Vampires of the Sun or: Sudden Oak Death" - sf/horror - 3k
- "A Thousand Lifetimes Away" - contemporary - 2k
- "The Intestine of the Basilisk" - sf/horror - 4k
- "MOLON LABE; Or, Come and Take Them" - contemporary - 5k
Legend of the Galactic Heroes fic
- "a friend is a friend (and we both know how this will end)" - 1k
- "There Will Be No Divorce" - 4k
- "Towards the Tail-End of an Age That's Almost Finished" - 9k
- "Untouchable and Golden" - 4k
- "Flashes and Phosphenes" - 4k
- "A House Made Out of Beds" - 7k
- "Mais où sont les neiges d’antan?" - 6k
- "Point / Counterpoint" - 4k
- "A White and Soundless Place" - 8k
- "Untroubled by Comings and Goings of Men" - 8k
- "Morituri Te Salutant" - 4k
- "To Love That Well Which Thou Must Leave Ere Long" - 6k
- "I've Seen the Future (I Will Never Be Repatriated)" - 3k
- "Repairing the Ravages Made by Generosity Added to Love (Or: As In a Mirror, Dimly)" - 3k
- "The Destruction of the Second Temple; or, We Accuse Genocide" - 8k
- "That Which Remains In the Absence of a Confession" - 7k
- "A War From Which There Is No Discharge" - 5k
- "The Words, Graven In the Wall With a Nail, Were Still Legible in 1848" - 3k
- "And This Is How You Can Be Walking and Falling at the Same Time" - 4k
- "Unstable Mass of Blood and Foam" - 4k
- "In That Rich Earth a Richer Dust Concealed" - 5k
- "An Antidote for Strychnine" - 5k
- "Attempting to Do Away With It Entirely, But Through Its Absence, Referring to It Indirectly" - 7k
- "A Cathedral (In a Dream (of the Future))" - 11k
- "The Other Side of the Looking Glass" - 4k
Other fanfic
- [Les Mis] "One Might Almost Say: There Will Be No More Events" - 0.5k
- [The Young Pope] "A City With No Children In It" - 1k
- [Downton Abbey] "A Somewhat Larger Death, Indeed" - 3k
- [Young Wizards] "Can You See That Young Star Overhead? That's the One That Designed My Undoing" - 6k
- [2001: A Space Odyssey] "The Body Without Organs" - 2k
- [Downton Abbey] "The Difference Between Grasping and Holding" - 2k
- [Nightfall] "To Love the Stars More Fondly (And Not Be Fearful of the Night)" - 3k
- [A Little Princess] "That Which Resembles the Grave-- But Isn't" - 1k
- [Anne of Green Gables] "When I Was a Child, I Talked Like a Child, I Thought Like a Child, I Reasoned Like a Child." - 3k
- [The Left Hand of Darkness] "Where Did the Future Go? Parts Unknown" - 7k
- [Thoroughbreds (2017)] "The Difference Between Giving and Taking" - 9k
Nonfiction / Meta
- How to Typeset a Book In Indesign
- Blood, Water, and Alcohol: An Episode-by-Episode Analysis of Legend of the Galactic Heroes
- So, You Want to Write Original Fiction and Post It Online? Here's What to Expect
- Basic K40 Laser Process for Cutting and Engraving Wood
- Simple guide to punctuating dialogue
*The Eyes That See the Glory is incomplete, and will not be finished until the rewritten version