this is soup.

its too cold

Gazpacho

no tomatos in it

there's at least one tomato in it

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

i don't even know who took this pic. the only person who claims to know the photographer was this person who uploaded it to reddit without naming them. it just adds to the mystery of it

I know this photo!

This is a picture Nick Martino took outside a waffle house in Tennessee in 2017. It's still up on his Instagram page.

Finally a good fucking source

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

This post is a goldmine

This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver

I forgot the name of Maimonides-

So I searched up "Jewish philosopher with opinions" and he was the first result.

LMFAO

So PMS-y and emotional right now that I just looked up pictures of trees and started tearing up because I just love trees so much.

😭😍trees😍😭

I have a fig tree and a pomegranate tree in my backyard and it may be the hardest part of this house to leave behind.

Jumblr, we are dancing a horah togther!

Rb to join the dance ❤️✡️❤️

non-jews only

answer honestly, there's not really a point to this poll except remind people to check on their Jewish friends.

keep your answers anonymous while reblogging, and be honest while answering. no-one can see what you voted so being honest is only for your own sake.

it’s not against halacha, technically, but it is a dick move

The closer we get to Purim, the more and more Esther 4:13 is getting stuck in my head.

וַיֹּ֥אמֶר מׇרְדֳּכַ֖י לְהָשִׁ֣יב אֶל־אֶסְתֵּ֑ר אַל־תְּדַמִּ֣י בְנַפְשֵׁ֔ךְ לְהִמָּלֵ֥ט בֵּית־הַמֶּ֖לֶךְ מִכׇּל־הַיְּהוּדִֽים׃

Mordecai had this message delivered to Esther: “Do not imagine that you, of all the Jews, will escape with your life by being in the king’s palace.

It's feeling more and more relevant as time goes on, idk. Maybe i'm crazy but it's feeling more and more of a warning to us all.

The moon dressed as Saturn.

poggers Purim costume, my dude!

The overwhelming urge to send "I love you"s to random fellow jews

Let’s do it.

I love all of you, my fellow Jews. 💙

Shabbat Shalom 🕯️ 🕯️ 🍞 🍷

I made hamantaschen

Torah is such a round word. Like you think of Torah and you think “yeah thats definitely on a scroll” and guess what!! It is!!! Torah is literally the perfect word for what it is.

some others i found in the notes

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired